It can be seen everywhere these days “ Versailles ” literature , There is a sense of universal Versailles jio.
Versailles literature is also abbreviated " All learning ", It's netizens who are keen on suppressing before promoting , Question and answer or third person perspective , Inadvertently exposed " Clues to aristocratic life " Ridicule of people .
For the sake of your understanding , Take a few specific chestnuts ：
So as a low-key group of programmers ,“ all ” What kind of scene is it like to get up ?
01. About computer equipment
I admire your computer. One screen is enough ,
We're different ,
Computers are dual screen ,
How annoying ~ It's all high configuration ,
A horizontal screen , A vertical screen ,
One is used to look up information , One for writing code .
02. About salary level
Just work 2 year ,
Now the income is average ,
Monthly salary 5 ten thousand , It's OK to be in the circle of friends .
Everybody likes to call me “X boss ”,
Actually, I don't like to be called that ,
It's too distant .
03. About programming language
I really envy you ,
PHP,Perl metropolis ,
I can't , I'll have one Java,
Although the boss said , I'm on my own Java You can fight the world .
04. About code
The program just written yesterday ,
Did the test say it was finished Bug,
The product will be available tomorrow ,
Oh, my God ~ I know
It's just a matter of time 5,6 The code of energy division ,
There is no such thing Bug, It's incredible !
05. On the expression of love
I've made my girlfriend unhappy recently ,
Because it's her birthday ,
I gave her a piece LONGINES Women's Watch ,
She complained about me ： Why send this ,
I still like the fallen leaves on the Champs Elysees .”
Girlfriends have always been less materialistic ,
Blame me , Next time I'll take her straight to France .
06. About entrepreneurship
I'm so tired these days ,
The boss is always worried that I will go out and start my own business ,
What about people's trust ,
Is it because I came back from Silicon Valley ?
alas , That's all ,
Recently, more and more hair needs to be cut .
So this is the so-called Versailles literature ,
Huizhimei seems to have a taste of one or two ,
I also want to try , Please guide us ：
How about Chengdu Huizhi power ?
That's it !
Where do they train IT Students coming out ,
The average salary is also very low 7,8K That's all !
about “ humblebrag ”,
Dear programmers, little brothers, ladies and sisters ,
Have you learned ?
Welcome to the message area ,
conduct [ Versailles ] Creation ~