We often see some interesting things about programmers or the humor of programmers in code comments , For example 11 individual .
1.
//
// Dear maintainer ：
//
// If you have trouble optimizing this routine function , Please increase the counter below
// To alert the next maintainer ：
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//
2.
// Sometimes I believe that the compiler ignores all my comments
// I have to devote all my time to this code until it's released , My wife has always supported
// With me , And take care of my three children and my dog
3.
// When I write this , Only God and I can understand
// Now? , Only God can understand
4.
Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; // ha ha
5.
return 1; // return 1
6.
// I don't know why , But it does stop the object from turning upside down
x = -x;
7.
#define TRUE FALSE
// To happy debuggers
// Future dear me , Please forgive me .
// I'm sorry now. It's hard to say .
// Don't touch it , otherwise ninja Will punish you
8.
Q: How many programmers will change the light bulb ?
A: No, , That's a hardware problem .
9.
This is very classic :)
Q. Why programmers always confuse Christmas with Halloween ?
A. because DEC 25 = OCT 31
10.
Q. Why all Pascal Programmers want to live in Atlantis ?
A. Because it's there C Below grade .
11.
wife ： I want children .
husband ： ok , I'm going to install it tonight .
From CSDN, I hope you have a good laugh ,:-)
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